Doctor Mercury, how about you and me make a baby? I’m willing to support you if you want to carry it. If not, I’m sure you can get me pregnant. I won’t need support. I’ll be the only pregnant male ever. The media circus will pay. I’ll raise our baby right
Dr. Mercury, I understand that you are holding Intrepid Reporter Laney Chase hostage in your lair. Why do you refuse to release her? -Captain Strong
Dr. Mercury- how exactly do you kidnap people? Do you knock em out with a tranquilzer dart?? Knockout gas? Show up and haul them away kicking and screaming?Hmmm…i think i just answered my own question, but I would love to hear your thoughts on the topic
It’s a busy night. You’ve got a choice between slaying the friend of an enemy, downing a plane of relief workers heading for an earthquake zone, or incite a bloody revolution that would potentially kill millions. How will you spend your evening?
Dr. Mercury: I lay my life in your hands; use me for your nefarious purposes….i am at your command herr Doctor. Now my question is: hot magma or corrosive acid?
Doctor Mercury, do you ever miss the good old days of super villainy, when it was all bank heists and laughter? It seems nowadays you have to commit an act of mass murder just to get anyone to take your seriously.
