I’m sorry, but I have to move our meeting on Monday night because I’ve got a group meeting to attend about Velociraptors. I can’t do Tuesday either, because I’m going to be a guest lecturer about Zombies.

Wednesday is Yoga, so the earliest I can get together with to talk about the Space-Bears is Thursday.

Saturday morning? No, I’ll be in the graveyard all morning, looking for an open grave. No, I’m sure I’ll find one, there’s always a couple at this place.

THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SCHEDULE. THIS IS MY LIFE NOW. YOU CANNOT GET A DEGREE FOR THIS SHIT.