Lazy people don’t get t-shirts!

-Brennan Taylor

I don’t know why, but this quote (taken out of context) from Brennan’s twitter feed, has had me laughing this morning. Maybe it’s the narrative that it generates inside my head, which goes something like this:

You hear that lazy people? No t-shirts for you! Forget about the t-shirt. You don’t get any! Maybe you worked a little harder – but no! Too late now! No t-shirt.

Lazy people – always ending up topless, because of their lack of ability to get on it and get a freakin’ t-shirt.

Come on, lazy people. Get with it and go get that t-shirt!