I think the impressive thing about this photo isn’t the lighting, or the camera work, it’s the fact that I managed to tie MYSELF up.
Okay, here’s one of those things about me that when I tell people, they don’t believe until I bring out the photos but I used to be a contortionist. So, you know how some people like to be scratched in the part of their back they can’t reach?
Well, I don’t have a part of my back I can’t reach. I can reach ALL OF IT. The whole thing. And I can tie a knot back there while I’m at it. I am your photographer contortionist and I am hardcore.
Also, I’ve had more coffee today than usual. Take that into consideration.