Your Hero Has An Annoucement

A PHOTO OF BEARD AND FANG

Everyone?

Everyone. Your attention. 

I have misplaced my fangs. Business cannot continue until I find them again.

Last year, I misplaced my beard for about six months. This year, my fangs, which I usually keep in a silver container (NO JOKES) are missing. Will I ever be able to keep track of all of my attachments? Being a master of disguise can be so organizationally intensive.