What Popular Culture thinks will happen when two ladies show up wearing the same dress:
SETTING: THE DANCE: JULIE (busty, adorable) walks in with STEVE (her gangly date) to see AMY (leggy, hottie) already out on the dance floor wearing the exact same dress.
JULIE: Oh, my God!
AMY: (sees Julie) That bitch. (sashays over)
JULIE: What the fuck?
AMY: (up in Julies face) Listen, you need to go home and change. I was here first.
JULIE: Ah, I don’t think so. One of us actually fills out this dress, and one of us looks like an ironing board.
AMY: You fat whore! (push)
JULIE: You stupid slut! (shove)
CATFIGHT!
What ACTUALLY happens when two ladies show up wearing the same dress:
SETTING: THE DANCE: JULIE (busty, adorable) walks in with STEVE (her gangly date) to see AMY (leggy, hottie) already out on the dance floor wearing the exact same dress.
JULIE: Oh, my God!
AMY: (sees Julie) Ha ha! (runs over) We’re twins!
JULIE: (hugs Amy) Great minds think alike, girl!
AMY: Your boobs look amazing in that dress.
JULIE: Whatever! Check out your legs!
AMY: We both look hot. Steve, Steve!
STEVE: Huh?
AMY: Take a picture of all this hotness!
(AMY AND JULIE pose for the camera.)
JULIE: Amy, are you touching my boob?
AMY: Totally.
STEVE: (drool)
(I really hope someone makes a video of this.)