What Popular Culture thinks will happen when two ladies show up wearing the same dress:

SETTING: THE DANCE: JULIE (busty, adorable) walks in with STEVE (her gangly date) to see AMY (leggy, hottie) already out on the dance floor wearing the exact same dress. 

JULIE: Oh, my God!

AMY: (sees Julie) That bitch. (sashays over)

JULIE: What the fuck?

AMY: (up in Julies face) Listen, you need to go home and change. I was here first.

JULIE: Ah, I don’t think so. One of us actually fills out this dress, and one of us looks like an ironing board.

AMY: You fat whore! (push)

JULIE: You stupid slut! (shove)

CATFIGHT!

What ACTUALLY happens when two ladies show up wearing the same dress:

SETTING:  THE DANCE: JULIE (busty, adorable) walks in with STEVE (her gangly date) to see AMY (leggy, hottie) already out on the dance floor wearing the exact same dress. 

JULIE: Oh, my God!

AMY: (sees Julie) Ha ha! (runs over) We’re twins!

JULIE: (hugs Amy) Great minds think alike, girl!

AMY: Your boobs look amazing in that dress.

JULIE: Whatever! Check out your legs!

AMY: We both look hot. Steve, Steve!

STEVE: Huh?

AMY: Take a picture of all this hotness!

(AMY AND JULIE pose for the camera.)

JULIE: Amy, are you touching my boob?

AMY: Totally.

STEVE: (drool)

(I really hope someone makes a video of this.)