Why are you so smokin’ hot?

Dr. Mercury is smoking hot for two reasons:

1. I make sure to eat only stars and to drink the blood of very interesting people. Both of these are helpful for the figure and the complexion.

2. I’m Smoking hot because I light things on fire. Which is where the smoke comes from.

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