If I were to reinvent myself on the internet, it would be as a man. A fat, older man with a beard.
Then instead of being a bitch- I would be a bastard and I don’t know about you, but I would much rather be a bastard. A bitch sounds petty, small, powerless. A bastard is a challenger to the throne, a rouge, a villain.
It would be nice to be called names I deserve.